posted 14 hours ago with 246,523 notes · reblog
My mom and I gave my little brother one of these balloons a couple months ago, and a few days later he said it creeped him out because sometimes it would rub against his wall or the shadow would make him think there was a person in his room.
So, of course, for his 14th birthday we decided to buy 14 of them and fill his room when he was out.
When he got back home and went upstairs we waited to see how he would react and weren’t disappointed when we heard loud screams and curses.
Then, because I’m an asshole, I moved them into our guest room (aka, my dad’s closet) after my dad had fallen asleep.
I was woken up this morning by my dad screaming.
Clearly because this is a fantastic idea, whoever pisses me off will wake up surrounded by smiley balloons.
Let the games begin
My brother ate the last slice of cake
Enjoy your shower, motherfucker
posted 15 hours ago with 6,164 notes · reblog
These are so fucking cute!!! (Pardon my language) (i wish i spoke a different one too) *weak laugh* idk who these are from so if anyone knows please first ask them how they made something so cute. And then tag them cuz i got no clue!!! Oppppsss
fuck um i was on her blog the other day but i can’t remember
dear everyone who keeps asking why this fandom is so hot,
have you seen our leaders?
posted 21 hours ago with 1,335 notes · reblog
tyler’s reaction to tanya mentioning troye and the tea
okay but seriously like everytime someone mentions troye in front of tyler tyler does the eyeroll and smiles trying to play it off and everytime i see it i just go yep. that’s love RIGHT THERE